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"Tell me why, I'm stuck as a virgin with rage,
Tell me why, I so need a cute girl my age,
Tell me why, I never wanna hear you say,
'I have a boyfriend!'"

- Christian Weston Chandler, c. 2005

Ahhh, the manosphere. Also known as the Men's Rights Movement, MRAs, the manarchy, the redpill movement, or other suchlike. It's one of those networks of loosely affiliated men (natch) who hang out on iffy corners of the internets and, if certain feminists on Twitter are to be believed, are about six inches away from thrusting women into barefoot and pregnant domestic servitude, and possibly reinstating slavery as well because fuck you. In actuality, they're a bunch of pathetic sad acts who spill inordinate quantities of virtual ink about how it's men, not women, who are really the oppressed gender in society and that feminism is basically a giant conspiracy to cock-block them from the vast volumes of pussy

What is it?

It's a cellphone game based off the incredibly popular Pokemon franchise, you noodle!

Less sass, more detail, please?

Pokemon Go is the Pokemon franchise's latest attempt to get people outside. First there was the old trading system, then the Pokewalker, and now this evil, ingenious creation.

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